TICK TOCK - IT'S WAR O'CLOCK

THE CLOWN SHOED CALAMITY OF THE GAY EMPIRE

This is the price of “progress”

I hope you all have a jolly good time refusing to participate in the escalation to TOTALEN KLAUNWELTKRIEG - because I think that’s what Our Values are delivering. In English, we are faced with the strong likelihood of:

TOTAL CLOWN WORLD WAR

In this shocking reality-based analysis I retain my irrepressible good cheer whilst relating how for decades the lunatics have driven the open asylum they have created to the brink of all out war.

THE TIME OF SPICE IS NOW UPON US

In short, make your peace with the LORD. The management is out of answers and it is directly responsible for the madness we inhabit. This could be it.

I hope not, but it does look likely that things are about to get out of hand.

You can only die once, and all’s well that ends. Let us lol at the notlol that forced the moment to its crisis.

How has our world been beclowned to the brink of DOOM?

Let us count the ways. Wit…