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The LOL/NOTLOL gap continues to widen

As the media continues in its duty to make you care more about imaginary problems than the ones which ruin your life, let us turn to the serious issues facing you and the world taking place offscreen. Today’s selection of NOTLOL is followed by one LOL for those who make it to the end:

• The remarks of the President of the United States

• The significance of the proxy war in Ukraine

• Economic collapse in Europe

• Torture and murder of prisoners

• Global realignment

• Thirdworldisation

• Moral inversion

• A visual reward for dutiful readers